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doodab replied

14 June 2013, 14:19
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Celery, now we know....

Do not masturbate or have sex for a week.

Is five times a day too much then?

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darmstadt replied

14 June 2013, 13:47
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Oddly youporn has no hits when you search for celery. I wonder why that is.

Celery, now we know....
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doodab replied

14 June 2013, 13:47
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Because it's disgusting.

Yes, cucumbers and bananas seem much more popular. I wonder which is the most popular porn vegetable?
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Mich the Tester replied

14 June 2013, 13:46
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Oddly youporn has no hits when you search for celery. I wonder why that is.

Because it's disgusting.
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doodab replied

14 June 2013, 13:43
Oddly youporn has no hits when you search for celery. I wonder why that is.
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doodab replied

14 June 2013, 13:41
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I would have pointed you here: Membership Application but i suspect this is more relevant: The Bananenbar and Bananenclub, Lapdance, Live Erotic Entertainment in the Amsterdam Red Light District

Strangely enough, I have been there
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darmstadt replied

14 June 2013, 13:41
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

KUATB

I'm a ******* idiot aren't I? Should look before I leap
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darmstadt replied

14 June 2013, 13:39
Originally posted by doodab View Post

You think his great great grandma was into some freaky stuff with fruit?

Now I have to google for banana pussy insertion just to satisfy my curiousity.

I would have pointed you here: Membership Application but i suspect this is more relevant: The Bananenbar and Bananenclub, Lapdance, Live Erotic Entertainment in the Amsterdam Red Light District
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doodab replied

14 June 2013, 13:35
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

http://ec.europa.eu/euraxess/links/c...dnabananas.pdf

He has more Banana DNA than Indian. Perhaps he should visit all the Banana plantations

You think his great great grandma was into some freaky stuff with fruit?

Now I have to google for banana pussy insertion just to satisfy my curiousity.
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Paddy replied

14 June 2013, 13:33
http://ec.europa.eu/euraxess/links/c...dnabananas.pdf

He has more Banana DNA than Indian. Perhaps he should visit all the Banana plantations
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TheFaQQer replied

14 June 2013, 13:28
KUATB
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