Anyone working in "Machine Learning"?

[sasguru]

Q1
(in your own words)

Compare and contrast correlation and cointegration with respect to two timeseries, and how this relates to fractal dimensionality.

Feck orf you retard.

FFS are you unemployed or what?

[DimPrawn]

Feck orf you retard.

Says it all really.

[sasguru]

Says it all really.

Yes it does. I'm glad you agree you're a retard. Wot you going to do about it?
Anyway been fun, really must do some work now.

[DimPrawn]

Yes it does. I'm glad you agree you're a retard. Wot you going to do about it?
Anyway been fun, really must do some work now.

Okay, an easier one for the mathematical time series genius.

Q2

(in your own words)

You are presented with a multivariate nonlinear nonstationary time series. What can be said of autocovari-
ance with respect to lag?

[DimPrawn]

Again, you're showing yourself up for the failed excel jockey you really are.

[sasguru]

Okay, an easier one for the mathematical time series genius.

Q2

(in your own words)

You are presented with a multivariate nonlinear nonstationary time series. What can be said of autocovari-
ance with respect to lag?

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[Old Hack]

Again, you're showing yourself up for the failed excel jockey you really are.

It's funny isn't it

[sasguru]

It's funny isn't it

Stalking again, eh? Can't leave it be? V. sad.

[Old Hack]

Stalking again, eh? Can't leave it be? V. sad.

Not really, just enjoying you being owned

[DimPrawn]

Thank you for documenting your requirements.
I am able to provide this service. I estimate that it should take no more than three days.
My daily rate is currently £950 per day.
This would include , in addition to fulfilling your requirements, a personal presentation in clear and non-technical terms of any salient points of interest and recommendations for future analyses.
Should my terms be acceptable to you, please sign attached to proceed.
Payment terms: 30 days from delivery.

Kind regards,
sasguru enterprises

An under grad math bod in India could answer that for a £5er in a matter of minutes.