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Anybody got any screen wipes? There is coffee all over mine now, and I appear to have soak tested my keyboard too.Originally posted by Emperor DalekBlimey, they must be dropping like flies where Mailman works.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by Emperor DalekBlimey, they must be dropping like flies where Mailman works.
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Thank you - I try my best
And there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.Comment
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Not humour....appreciation of good analytical ability.....Originally posted by Emperor DalekAnd there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.Comment
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So this is what you are up to while we are supposed to slaving away on the robotising production line.Originally posted by Emperor DalekAnd there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.
What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.Comment
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Ah....
I think this might have slightly backfired...
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/idiots.asp
Very irritating....as I am sure the effects discribed are very much true! I know I've had palpatations when having to deal with certain types of users...Comment
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It would appear someone isn't telling the whole truth.Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleksSo this is what you are up to while we are supposed to slaving away on the robotising production line.
What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.

Dont often get the chance to use that one twice in a day.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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