How did you know she was a Dalek duplicate secretly planted awaiting the code signal to activate and assassinate...
But wait, I've said too much.
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We've been at it for years. The girls find it hard to resist that monotonous delivery.
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Originally posted by ladymuckYou mean, you actually thought it was a real article???
yeah...to my utter shame I did. DOH!
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Originally posted by NickITAh....
I think this might have slightly backfired...
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/idiots.asp
Very irritating....as I am sure the effects discribed are very much true! I know I've had palpatations when having to deal with certain types of users...
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Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleksSex with animals? You perverts.
You should see what she can do to a plunger. Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "Pole Dancer"
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Originally posted by Rebel DalekWell I dont know what you lot get up to, but I'm having a great time
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Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleks
What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.
Well I dont know what you lot get up to, but I'm having a great time
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Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleksSo this is what you are up to while we are supposed to slaving away on the robotising production line.
What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.
Dont often get the chance to use that one twice in a day.
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Ah....
I think this might have slightly backfired...
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/idiots.asp
Very irritating....as I am sure the effects discribed are very much true! I know I've had palpatations when having to deal with certain types of users...
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Originally posted by Emperor DalekAnd there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.
What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.
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Originally posted by Emperor DalekAnd there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.
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Thank you - I try my best
And there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.
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Originally posted by Emperor DalekBlimey, they must be dropping like flies where Mailman works.
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