Shouldn't the conclusion of this research be 'some women need to lighten up a bit'?
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Men grow up at 43 ... huh?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI noticed that in the long list of male habits women complain about (telegraph) there's no mention of looking at other women's bottoms or ogling other women's tits, so I guess we can carry on doing that.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostShouldn't the conclusion of this research be 'some women need to lighten up a bit'?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I just farted. It was great. I am going to do another one in a minute.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostMs doodab laughs at hers, but if I do one I'm treated like a war criminal and berated for setting a bad example.
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In reply to the thread title... no they ******* dont!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostIn reply to the thread title... no they ******* dont!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I am close to 50 and still try and fart on my wife's head.
She still loves me enough not to stab me after doing it.
Kids, wife and myself are always laughing at farts.
Just at my age, you have to ensure you check it actually is a fart though...Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostShouldn't the conclusion of this research be 'some women need to lighten up a bit'?You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mich the Tester again.Comment
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My dad must have been the most mature of people. He hates farting. As kids, if we farted we were told to go to the toilet....even though it was out and I didn't need a poo.
For some reason, each time I fart I adopt an Aussie accent and say "Ripper Bruce" I have no idea why or where I got it from! I've obvously copied it from somewhere but can't think where!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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