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Originally posted by bobspud View PostNo it should cut out as soon as the keys are not in range...Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Ketchup View PostI once went to Tesco, did my shopping went outside to put it in the car and the car wasn't there, after spent a good while looking for it i went home to get my insurance details to report it stolen. Got to my drive, saw the car sitting there and realised I had walked to the supermarket.
We found the car in the Tesco car park 8 weeks later unmoved with the shopping still in the back of the car.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI many (most?) places you probably still could TBH... how often does someone come and try your door?Comment
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Originally posted by KatsupI once went to Tesco, did my shopping went outside to put it in the car and the car wasn't there, after spent a good while looking for it i went home to get my insurance details to report it stolen. Got to my drive, saw the car sitting there and realised I had walked to the supermarket.
Nobody was surprised.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I was on a very stressful contract, about an hours drive from home. A few days before it ended, I landed an gig about an hours drive in the opposite direction.
After a really busy family weekend, still frazzled, I set off for my new gig.
When I got to the car park, I was amazed how similar the layout was to my previous gig.
So I picks me phone up, phones the agent, 'can you tell the new client I will be about two hours late today'(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostMy Grandfather "gave" up driving when he had his car "stolen" from Tesco's. Insurance claim was made he got the cash and we suggested taxis for ever more.
We found the car in the Tesco car park 8 weeks later unmoved with the shopping still in the back of the car.Comment
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Originally posted by jmo21 View PostPresume you had to refund the insurers?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by bobspud View PostHopefully its guaranteed near fatal. Because for most people its quite hard to keep the keys far enough away from the car to keep it locked. I know my dads car unlocks itself and can start in the garage if the keys are not at the oposite side of the house. That means its impossible to secure the car and thieves can get into the garage, start the car and drive it off without any problems and can disarm the car when they cat to their own lockup..."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostMy Grandfather "gave" up driving when he had his car "stolen" from Tesco's. Insurance claim was made he got the cash and we suggested taxis for ever more.
We found the car in the Tesco car park 8 weeks later unmoved with the shopping still in the back of the car.Coffee's for closersComment
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