Toilet roll ettiquette

**darmstadt** · 5 June 2013, 08:24

And remember, to be 'green' you only need 3 sheets:

1 up
1 down and
1 to polish

**Mich the Tester** · 5 June 2013, 08:29

Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

And remember, to be 'green' you only need 3 sheets:

1 up
1 down and
1 to polish

Wht did the Polish do to deserve a sheet of used bogroll? Is this a Germany v Poland thing?

**psychocandy** · 5 June 2013, 08:44

Rough and smooth aint it?

Rough stuff to start with then smooth for final polishing. Like sandpaper for your bum hole.

**Spacecadet** · 5 June 2013, 09:49

Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Like sandpaper for your bum hole.

I had to clench whilst reading that

**Old Greg** · 5 June 2013, 09:55

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

I had to clench whilst reading that

With the sandpaper in situ?

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