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no that's just an entry on a register.Originally posted by AtW View Post
If you want titles you either have to slaughter thousands of natives, donate millions to a political party , become a kiddy fiddler in showbiz or work for her maj for 40 years.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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James Bond hasn't got a title and he's been OHMS for many years!Originally posted by vetran View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Idiot.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostMaryPoppins If I had a date with you, I'm sure you would be delightful company, and I would be the perfect gentleman
(grovel grovel..)Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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strange the ex MI5 boss got a Damehood.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Must have upset her Maj, probably tried to boink one of the princesses.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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James Bond has the CMG (Order of St Michael and St George)Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
HTHOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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