Why you shouldn't go down for the gravy

[Troll]

Michael Douglas says oral sex gave him throat cancer

The Liberace actor was asked whether his throat cancer was a result of a lifetime of drinking and smoking in a newspaper interview, where he revealed it was because he contracted HPV [human papilloma virus].

He told the Guardian: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus] which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

[bobspud]

Michael Douglas says oral sex gave him throat cancer

The Liberace actor was asked whether his throat cancer was a result of a lifetime of drinking and smoking in a newspaper interview, where he revealed it was because he contracted HPV [human papilloma virus].

He told the Guardian: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus] which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

That will teach him to shag Welsh birds

[northernladuk]

Well the wikipedia page on HPV is a pretty grim read!

Human papillomavirus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[northernladuk]

That will teach him to shag Welsh birds

Technically it wasn't shagging them that caused the problem.

[bobspud]

Technically it wasn't shagging them that caused the problem.

All part of the service...

[Doggy Styles]

That will teach him to shag Welsh birds

Agreed. You can't tell which way up they are.