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Previously on "Why you shouldn't go down for the gravy"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by bobspud View Post
    That will teach him to shag Welsh birds
    Agreed. You can't tell which way up they are.

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Technically it wasn't shagging them that caused the problem.
    All part of the service...

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by bobspud View Post
    That will teach him to shag Welsh birds
    Technically it wasn't shagging them that caused the problem.

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  • northernladuk
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    Well the wikipedia page on HPV is a pretty grim read!

    Human papillomavirus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Michael Douglas says oral sex gave him throat cancer

    The Liberace actor was asked whether his throat cancer was a result of a lifetime of drinking and smoking in a newspaper interview, where he revealed it was because he contracted HPV [human papilloma virus].

    He told the Guardian: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus] which actually comes about from cunnilingus."
    That will teach him to shag Welsh birds

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  • Troll
    started a topic Why you shouldn't go down for the gravy

    Why you shouldn't go down for the gravy

    Michael Douglas says oral sex gave him throat cancer

    The Liberace actor was asked whether his throat cancer was a result of a lifetime of drinking and smoking in a newspaper interview, where he revealed it was because he contracted HPV [human papilloma virus].

    He told the Guardian: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus] which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

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