Brazil v England

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Brazil v England

So now the Brazilians want some islands back too - Well they're ours, and staying that way!

[northernladuk]

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”