What would God be like if Britain didn't exist?

**bogeyman** · 18 July 2006, 16:32

Originally posted by Xena

Just wondered if you thought He would notice the difference?

God: (ponders and strokes long white beard thoughtfully) -

Hmm! Drunken hooliganism seems to down - better gee up those fecking Belgians!

**hattra** · 18 July 2006, 17:14

Well - he'd speak another language for a start!

**AtW** · 18 July 2006, 17:16

Originally posted by hattra

Well - he'd speak another language for a start!

Why? He could have been American...

**bogeyman** · 18 July 2006, 17:20

Originally posted by AtW

Why? He could have been American...

Indeed.

Or a Kiwi.

Uh oh! Cue Mailman!

**meridian** · 19 July 2006, 08:03

"thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols..."

**TwoWolves** · 19 July 2006, 08:08

He wouldn't whistle "Jerusalem" to himself while working.

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