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Previously on "What would God be like if Britain didn't exist?"

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  • TwoWolves
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    He wouldn't whistle "Jerusalem" to himself while working.

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  • meridian
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    "thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols..."

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by AtW
    Why? He could have been American...
    Indeed.

    Or a Kiwi.

    Uh oh! Cue Mailman!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by hattra
    Well - he'd speak another language for a start!
    Why? He could have been American...

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  • hattra
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    Well - he'd speak another language for a start!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Xena
    Just wondered if you thought He would notice the difference?
    God: (ponders and strokes long white beard thoughtfully) -

    Hmm! Drunken hooliganism seems to down - better gee up those fecking Belgians!

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  • Xena
    started a topic What would God be like if Britain didn't exist?

    What would God be like if Britain didn't exist?

    Just wondered if you thought He would notice the difference?

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