Colleague who I call food guy came into the office this afternoon.
"Suity, I need to borrow a spitfire"
Suity taps pockets.
"Sorry dude, fresh out. Wassup?"
"Our colleagues in Dublin are doing my head in. I wanted to go and bomb them"
"Dude, I never EVER thought I'd hear a German asking to borrow a spitfire. Surely you have a Stuka lying around?"
Then my boss chimes in : "You guys were pretty afraid of the Stuka"
"They civilians on the ground mebe. I think the Meschersmitt gave the RAF a torrid time until the mach 3 spitfire with the Merlin engine was produced, then we kicked your ass"
I'm going for a job at the UN next. Quite literally in the running for one.
"Suity, I need to borrow a spitfire"
Suity taps pockets.
"Sorry dude, fresh out. Wassup?"
"Our colleagues in Dublin are doing my head in. I wanted to go and bomb them"
"Dude, I never EVER thought I'd hear a German asking to borrow a spitfire. Surely you have a Stuka lying around?"
Then my boss chimes in : "You guys were pretty afraid of the Stuka"
"They civilians on the ground mebe. I think the Meschersmitt gave the RAF a torrid time until the mach 3 spitfire with the Merlin engine was produced, then we kicked your ass"
I'm going for a job at the UN next. Quite literally in the running for one.
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