Barefoot in Basingstoke or Are Socks Necessary ?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Not only that, but socks can move between universes. One sock will often dissapear into the void, leaving its partner behind. Also, single socks from other universes will suddenly turn up in your drawer.

http://www.lonelysocks.co.uk/

Astonishing what we can learn from science, on reflection we are all just lost socks in the Laudromat of Oblivion.

I too for long have suspected that there is a parallel universe where not only socks, but guitar plectrums biros and even pencil sharpeners exist and can trasnfer more or less at random back to our universe.

In that same parallel universe its still Switzerland 0 Ukraine 0 and the Swiss have yet to muster an attack.

Could the parallel socks theory account for Einstiens breakthrough, are Alberts socks to be found in a parallel universe, will the Swiss ever score a penalty?

[bogeyman]

Astonishing what we can learn from science, on reflection we are all just lost socks in the Laudromat of Oblivion.

I too for long have suspected that there is a parallel universe where not only socks, but guitar plectrums biros and even pencil sharpeners exist and can trasnfer more or less at random back to our universe.

In that same parallel universe its still Switzerland 0 Ukraine 0 and the Swiss have yet to muster an attack.

Could the parallel socks theory account for Einstiens breakthrough, are Einstiens socks to be found in a parallel universe, will the Swiss ever score a penalty?

Good questions Alf.

Socks, biros, plectrums - and especially tea-spoons all exhibit this property.

I believe Einstein didn't wear socks because he found it too distressing. They messed up his theory of the universe. He famously stated that "God does not wear socks!" (nor write with a biro, presumably).

However, the current thinking among leading quantum physicists (Threaded included) suggests the existance of a 'sock heaven' where socks dissapear to for a time, before returning to our every-day dimension.

As for marktet leaders in socks, gotta be these guys http://www.feelmax.com/uk/index.htm

[DimPrawn]

Moderator! This thread is insensitive and elitist.

Have you thought how this affects paraplegics?

No, thoughtless aren't you?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Moderator! This thread is insensitive and elitist.

Have you thought how this affects paraplegics?

No, thoughtless aren't you?

Moderator !

See this complaint for what it is.

DP is nothing more than an unashamed lackey of the Industrial Sock complex.

Games up DP, your sock empire will soon collapse.

Down with Socks.


I feel much better having said that.

Much Better !!!

PS Sports Fans its still Switzerland 0 Ukraine 0

[DaveB]

On a related note* for those looking for something a little mor unusual in the undergarmet department...

www.manties.net

No, I dont own any. SFW but may get you some funny looks. Very funny looks. And the odd giggle.

* ok completely unrelated but I was streatching for an excuse to post this...

[The Lone Gunman]

On a related note* for those looking for something a little mor unusual in the undergarmet department...

www.manties.net

No, I dont own any. SFW but may get you some funny looks. Very funny looks. And the odd giggle.

* ok completely unrelated but I was streatching for an excuse to post this...

Just how did you come across this site? Is there something we need to know?
My missus would wet herself laughing if I wore those!!


and anyway, whats wrong with wearing the wifes, we've all tried it, go on admit it............... just me again then is it.......................I'll get me coat.