Emigration

[Troll]

Uruguay?

Quietly rather nice. Has a strong IT sector and financial services, well educated workforce and a good climate. But you'd need to learn Spanish. However; learn Spanish and it will open a lot more opportunities.

...+1 and stunning wimmin

[Old Hack]

This is for when you are over 55. You wouldn't have dependents then.
You wouldn't need to be particulalry rich to have 7-figure property assets by then, barring major UK failure.
And your invetments should really produce £65K Oz dollars a year.
Its doable. Not that I'm seriously thinking of it.

You really think anything you say irks me? Genuinely? You're dumber than I originally thought sas. You amuse me mate, for it's very easy to get you to stumble over the lies you tell. That's the only entertainment I get here.

I obviously irk you, for you need to tell me how successful you are in your neg reps of me!

[shaunbhoy]

You really think anything you say irks me? Genuinely? You're dumber than I originally thought sas. You amuse me mate, for it's very easy to get you to stumble over the lies you tell. That's the only entertainment I get here.

Well you are being short-changed, for you provide a damned sight more than you are getting back!!
And having a pop at sas for not getting into Aus is a bit rich from someone that can't even get themselves out of the swamplands of Zummerzet!!

[Old Hack]

Well you are being short-changed, for you provide a damned sight more than you are getting back!!
And having a pop at sas for not getting into Aus is a bit rich from someone that can't even get themselves out of the swamplands of Zummerzet!!

Well, all this from a fat jock, who couldn't get past Corporal (possibly the only man I know who underachieved in the infantry where every direction in life has to be up), whose sole 'win' in life thus far has been to migrate from the tenements of Glasgow to Swilly.

Now that, my clinically obese pedigree chum, is funny

[sasguru]

You were talking about being in your late 40's earlier this year. Maybe you've found the elixir of life

So you'll have to wait for 15 years to go.

Ok, well, that makes sense then. I reiterate, you can't get into Aus.

By the way, A$2,500,500 is around £1,650,000. I don't care how clever you think you are, but you're a country mile from there mate.

Jesus wept, check back to wehat you've been saying - mostly around the 'you only need A$500k to retire in Aus...

You're a bit of a saddo, arent you? Where did I say I was late 40s?
I would reckon £1,650,000 is quite achievable by retirement considering 2 largeish incomes, no mortgages on 2 properties and banking bonuses.
Anyway if I wanted to get to Oz (which I don't particularly), it would be simple: get the missus to get a "key person" transfer. It's not what you know its who you know.

[sasguru]

You really think anything you say irks me? Genuinely? !

Yes. Otherwise why would you go to the trouble of neg repping?
I simply respond to yours.

[shaunbhoy]

Well, all this from a fat jock, who couldn't get past Corporal (possibly the only man I know who underachieved in the infantry where every direction in life has to be up), whose sole 'win' in life thus far has been to migrate from the tenements of Glasgow to Swilly.

It would be virtually impossible to get more elements of a paragraph so frighteningly wrong without your signing it at the bottom.
But keep on trying........it is hilarious sport to watch.

[shaunbhoy]

...+1 and stunning wimmin

Yes, well perhaps if you refrained from breathing over them they may not be quite so "stunned"!

[OwlHoot]

You really are a bit of a joke mate; are you telling me, that Oz will let you in with A$800,000? That wouldn't buy you a tulip tip in Potts point, and would barely cover a house up most of the east coast. ...

Seriously, might one get up the rankings by agreeing to live in some croc-infested town on the north coast for a certain minimum time?

It used to be chronically underpopulated, and I heard the Aussies were a bit worried about excessive Asian immigration there, and welcomed westerners willing to move to that area to balance the numbers.

[DimPrawn]

You're a bit of a saddo, arent you? Where did I say I was late 40s?
I would reckon £1,650,000 is quite achievable by retirement considering 2 largeish incomes, no mortgages on 2 properties and banking bonuses.
Anyway if I wanted to get to Oz (which I don't particularly), it would be simple: get the missus to get a "key person" transfer. It's not what you know its who you know.

You'd stump up £1.65m to get into the equivalent of a sink estate with sunshine?



The average Aussie is a thick tatooed ****wit who would think Argos was Harrods.

So, then again, I can see the draw for you.