The most impatient guy in Britain

[Paddy]

on Saturday I was doing 69 on the motorway in middle lane overtaking HGVs, the amount of people that came up behind me at 80+ was scary.

drivers in the UK are scary.

80+ year olds watching you have mutual oral sex on the motorway is scary

[vetran]

80+ year olds watching you have mutual oral sex on the motorway is scary

whatever floats your boat!

[psychocandy]

Exactly. Driving gets me from A to B. Id rather do it safely and not die in a motorway pile up than get there 30 seconds quicker.

[MarillionFan]

I thought that this would be a thread about Eek's lovelife. Gentile told me that he couldn't even get his trousers off before (cough!)

[OwlHoot]

I hate slow drivers as well, as dangerous as speeders.

Me too, but as I said this was a residential street with a large hump every few feet.

[d000hg]

I hate slow drivers as well, as dangerous as speeders.

No, it's still the speeders who are dangerous for acting like dicks around the slow drivers.

[Acme Thunderer]

Was once driving along a residential street in the dark doing just under the 30mph when I was overtaken by another car. Thought impatient sod, then another car overtook me. Was beginning to think what the **** when the 2nd car turned on some nice blue flashing lights to stop the first driver

[OwlHoot]

I looked in the mirror and saw all six cars frantically turn off to the short cut at which time I booted it like Paddy Hopkirk , left at the T Junction and past the end of the shortcut. I then slowed down to 28mph again. All six cars now following me again.

Nice one!

I was once stuck behind a vast transporter, doing about 4 MPH on the M40, carrying what looked like Saturn 5 rocket on its side or something not far short of that in size.

After an hour or so, I managed to nip past it, and shortly afterwards dropped into a service station for a few minutes. But after I rejoined the motorway, guess what was trundling along just in front of me