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Proper nice people, ze Germans
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post1 arm + 1 leg.
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How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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€725,90Originally posted by Troll View Post
fess upKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Personally I prefer a banana up the Aasee..Originally posted by darmstadt View Post.. followed by a glass of wine on the Aasee in summer...Comment
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Well with your talents, as soon as they start another big programme to upscale the autobahns, I am sure they can find you a job as a traffic cone.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI'd go back working there in a flash.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Oh dear, is that really the best you have? No wonder you were infantry.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWell with your talents, as soon as they start another big programme to upscale the autobahns, I am sure they can find you a job as a traffic cone.

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Clearly it didn't need to be any good to get you to respond to the perceived insult.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh dear, is that really the best you have? No wonder you were infantry.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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