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Anyone for a Bushtucker trial ?Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone -
Lice are a big problem for farmed salmon too.
Something to do with the relatively confined spaces they live in.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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I bought some cod from a fishmongers, cleaned, gutted and descaled it and started to fry it. Now I love my meat blue rare, my seafood cooked to the point of tenderness.
After one minute of frying, a large purple worm burrowed its way out of my cod and crawled over the skin.
Quite horrid.
I made sure I really cooked that bastard fish before eating it.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Tesco in Prague sell live fish from water tanks. They pop them into bags and you can watch the bags they wriggle on the checkout conveyor."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Thanks for that, it's saved me a few quid because now I can't face any lunch.Originally posted by hyperD View PostI bought some cod from a fishmongers, cleaned, gutted and descaled it and started to fry it. Now I love my meat blue rare, my seafood cooked to the point of tenderness.
After one minute of frying, a large purple worm burrowed its way out of my cod and crawled over the skin.
Quite horrid.
I made sure I really cooked that bastard fish before eating it.
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If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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