Lousy Fish.

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hyperD replied

16 April 2013, 15:53
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Must be one of these chaps;

Jeeez! I'm surprised the Angling Society hasn't issued a demand to the Government for all fish to be provided with toothpicks.

You imagine greeting a client like that?!?!?!
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Mich the Tester replied

16 April 2013, 13:39
Must be one of these chaps;
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hyperD replied

16 April 2013, 13:32
Originally posted by administrator View Post

He looks a bit like that suckling pig. Mmmm crispy

You know admin, you could be right. I knew my stomach rumbled for a reason when I submitted that!
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administrator replied

16 April 2013, 13:28
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Best avoid due to the weevils!

He looks a bit like that suckling pig. Mmmm crispy
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hyperD replied

16 April 2013, 13:01
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Yup, dinner's going to be rice crackers. Ever considered marketing this as a diet plan?

Best avoid due to the weevils!
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bless 'em all replied

16 April 2013, 12:29
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Ah, worry not about the little worms, they're fine when cooked. Lookie here and not the MSM.

However, sushi's the one you got to worry about!

Yup, dinner's going to be rice crackers. Ever considered marketing this as a diet plan?
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hyperD replied

16 April 2013, 12:26
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Thanks for that, it's saved me a few quid because now I can't face any lunch.

Ah, worry not about the little worms, they're fine when cooked. Lookie here and not the MSM.

However, sushi's the one you got to worry about!
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bless 'em all replied

16 April 2013, 11:56
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I bought some cod from a fishmongers, cleaned, gutted and descaled it and started to fry it. Now I love my meat blue rare, my seafood cooked to the point of tenderness.

After one minute of frying, a large purple worm burrowed its way out of my cod and crawled over the skin.

Quite horrid.

I made sure I really cooked that bastard fish before eating it.

Thanks for that, it's saved me a few quid because now I can't face any lunch.
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Paddy replied

16 April 2013, 11:54
Tesco in Prague sell live fish from water tanks. They pop them into bags and you can watch the bags they wriggle on the checkout conveyor.
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hyperD replied

16 April 2013, 11:52
I bought some cod from a fishmongers, cleaned, gutted and descaled it and started to fry it. Now I love my meat blue rare, my seafood cooked to the point of tenderness.

After one minute of frying, a large purple worm burrowed its way out of my cod and crawled over the skin.

Quite horrid.

I made sure I really cooked that bastard fish before eating it.
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Sysman replied

16 April 2013, 11:43
Lice are a big problem for farmed salmon too.

Something to do with the relatively confined spaces they live in.
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DodgyAgent replied

16 April 2013, 11:00
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

But at least there's no Horse:

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16 April 2013, 10:58
Lousy Fish.

But at least there's no Horse:

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