Originally posted by The_Gimp
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So has anyone actually done anything constructive so far this morning?
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fat birds....always so accommodating after a few drinks, even though they know that when your chundering in the morning it's because of what you woke up next to, not the beerwhats the lowest you can do this for? -
is she the sandwich girl, or the cleanerOriginally posted by The_Gimpinvestment bank in the city..whats the lowest you can do this for?Comment
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She works in HR. We have some outside agency that looks after the cleaning and there is this one cleaner who is f**king outstanding. Tall ,slim, dark hair with nice pert t*ts. She is from some impoverished Eastern European country and is probably riddled with stds, but man serious eye candy for a wed morning.. I could ride her till the cows came home, but u would have to tripple-bag it if you catch my drift..Originally posted by HankWangfordis she the sandwich girl, or the cleanerComment
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Done 2 or three Microsoft virtual labs today. Done about 5 minutes real work, finding out who owned a system for someone, but that was it. I am sooooo bored! Will do another MS technet lab soon. They are very realistic though, have to give it to them. The servers hang, come up with hardware errors, the new admin code doen't work..... just like real life!
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Well I think the fact that the thread has made it to three pages and is still going strong answers the original question. Lazy feckers one and all. Brings a tear to my eye so it does
Last edited by DaveB; 12 July 2006, 12:29."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Had an interview....for a permie job *gag*
But times are tight and cash needs re-establishing.
Otherwise ... I had a bacon sarni...Comment
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Just back from a 2 hour power nap at hotel...How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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