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So has anyone actually done anything constructive so far this morning?
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I sh*gged a fat bird from work a few weeks ago, I just replied to her email asking if we could have a repeat performance. Does that count as work?Comment
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Did you agreeOriginally posted by The_GimpI sh*gged a fat bird from work a few weeks ago, I just replied to her email asking if we could have a repeat performance. Does that count as work?
whats the lowest you can do this for?Comment
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What was the reply?Originally posted by The_GimpI sh*gged a fat bird from work a few weeks ago, I just replied to her email asking if we could have a repeat performance. Does that count as work?Comment
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That sounds like hard workOriginally posted by The_GimpI sh*gged a fat bird from work a few weeks ago, I just replied to her email asking if we could have a repeat performance. Does that count as work?
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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This is the email, or part of it:
I know you're really bizzy n stuff, but was finking if u free thus you could come over and I'll cook u din dins... how bout it??
What the f**k is din dins?? Hello..Comment
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Christ gimp where u working.....Originally posted by The_GimpThis is the email, or part of it:
I know you're really bizzy n stuff, but was finking if u free thus you could come over and I'll cook u din dins... how bout it??
What the f**k is din dins?? Hello..whats the lowest you can do this for?Comment
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I'm guessing din dins is a euphemism for mummys and daddys. Oh and I said I was 'bizzy' thurs.. but I know in my heart of hearts that next time we have work drinks and I am pearsed and with no other better offers...Comment
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investment bank in the city..Originally posted by HankWangfordChrist gimp where u working.....Comment
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Pies probably.Originally posted by The_GimpThis is the email, or part of it:
I know you're really bizzy n stuff, but was finking if u free thus you could come over and I'll cook u din dins... how bout it??
What the f**k is din dins?? Hello.."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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