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Can perform much better what I used to 10 years ago

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    Can perform much better what I used to 10 years ago

    I've noticed in last year or so my ability to shag a bird senseless has increased manifold and I am now much better at this sex malarkey.

    Have others found the same as they got older, I can't tell if Im just getting so much better in my ability to perform as I've got older.
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

    #2
    With all my experience I'm in my prime
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

      Probably needed a better analogy that that though.

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        #4
        Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
        It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

        Probably needed a better analogy that that though.
        You got it
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
          It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

          Probably needed a better analogy that that though.
          Get to 40+ and "we're working smarter not harder" is anthemic. And in the bedroom department as well!
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            Get to 40+ and "we're working smarter not harder" is anthemic. And in the bedroom department as well!
            Already there - that's how I know.

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              #7
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              I've noticed in last year or so my ability to shag a bird senseless has increased manifold and I am now much better at this sex malarkey.

              Have others found the same as they got older, I can't tell if Im just getting so much better in my ability to perform as I've got older.
              An' when you were born, we said "Great Heavens! A boy without a winkie! 'Tis a miracle!"

              Last edited by darmstadt; 5 April 2013, 20:05.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                Already there - that's how I know.
                Good man!
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  An' when you were born, we said "Great Heavens! A boy without a winkie! 'Tis a miracle!"



                  That's fecking disgusting!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                    It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

                    Probably needed a better analogy that that though.
                    No, that's a good one. BT advert with Bob Hoskins, annoying at the time but a useful piece of advice that I wish I'd remembered before I got in this morning.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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