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Previously on "Can perform much better what I used to 10 years ago"

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

    Probably needed a better analogy that that though.
    No, that's a good one. BT advert with Bob Hoskins, annoying at the time but a useful piece of advice that I wish I'd remembered before I got in this morning.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    An' when you were born, we said "Great Heavens! A boy without a winkie! 'Tis a miracle!"



    That's fecking disgusting!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Already there - that's how I know.
    Good man!

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    I've noticed in last year or so my ability to shag a bird senseless has increased manifold and I am now much better at this sex malarkey.

    Have others found the same as they got older, I can't tell if Im just getting so much better in my ability to perform as I've got older.
    An' when you were born, we said "Great Heavens! A boy without a winkie! 'Tis a miracle!"

    Last edited by darmstadt; 5 April 2013, 20:05.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Get to 40+ and "we're working smarter not harder" is anthemic. And in the bedroom department as well!
    Already there - that's how I know.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

    Probably needed a better analogy that that though.
    Get to 40+ and "we're working smarter not harder" is anthemic. And in the bedroom department as well!

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

    Probably needed a better analogy that that though.
    You got it

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  • bless 'em all
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    It's experience over youthful enthusiasm - we're working smarter not harder.

    Probably needed a better analogy that that though.

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  • Cliphead
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    With all my experience I'm in my prime

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  • Can perform much better what I used to 10 years ago

    I've noticed in last year or so my ability to shag a bird senseless has increased manifold and I am now much better at this sex malarkey.

    Have others found the same as they got older, I can't tell if Im just getting so much better in my ability to perform as I've got older.

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