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Ah, now that's where you made your first mistake DA - if it's on the internet then it MUST be a full and truthful account of real life...Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostSuity my thread was a tongue in cheek story based on a true situation. It was not a serious post
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Please don't bang on the cages of the inmates.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post...
As long as I do not have to pay your last invoice we can call it quits
DA in forgiving mode
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If you could stop sucking up to DA for one sec pleaseOriginally posted by cojak View PostAh, now that's where you made your first mistake DA - if it's on the internet then it MUST be a full and truthful account of real life...

Tongue in cheek or not, it just isn't that funny. See bolshys post.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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See my avatar!!! This internet stuffs is serious business I'll have you knowOriginally posted by cojak View PostAh, now that's where you made your first mistake DA - if it's on the internet then it MUST be a full and truthful account of real life...
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Does this consist of a copy of ".net for dummies" and copious notes from amateur views on IR35 avoidance?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI am working on a plan "B" cojak
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I dont do programming,and nor do I give a sh*t about IR35Originally posted by tractor View PostDoes this consist of a copy of ".net for dummies" and copious notes from amateur views on IR35 avoidance?
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I do and neither do I lolOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI dont do programming,and nor do I give a sh*t about IR35
It is a voluntary tax after all!
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