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Ruined contractor career, what now?
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Originally posted by IanIan View PostI have gaps on my CV and my skills are behind. Should I try for perm?
"Well, I have gaps on my c.v. and my skills are behind. I was hoping someone would train me up - and pay me at the same time - so that I can bugger off back to the lucrative world of contracting."
"But a PC costs next to nothing these days, and most of the software is free or very low cost. Couldn't you have used a little initiative and done some basic research and development on your own?"
"I didn't think of that. Couldn't really be bothered, to be honest."
"Oh. ..Well, thank you for your time."nomadd liked this postComment
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Create a persona online and talk about how you are rich and successful, before claiming to retire.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf you call the OP competition then you need to up your gameComment
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"So, Ian, why did you apply for this job?"Comment
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Originally posted by IanIan View PostWell I do get multiple agents calling everyday. Just never goes to interview.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAre there any agents you know well enough to ask for advice on how to sell your skills better?Comment
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Originally posted by IanIan View PostYeah I'll give him a go.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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