Big Boob?

[d000hg]

I'm not sure ugly is the right word. It's like aliens saw an attractive woman in a faded black & white newspaper and tried to make one using the wrong materials and tools.

[SupremeSpod]

I'm not sure ugly is the right word. It's like aliens saw an attractive woman in a faded black & white newspaper and tried to make one using the wrong materials and tools.

You're in love, aren't you?

[darmstadt]

Failing that teach 'em that they can make money lying on their backs and legalise brothels/living on immoral earnings.

Sorted.

FFS woman, where's your dignity?

Plan B. The paper bag man:

"Who will you be visiting today sir?"
"Mandy"
"Ah, then sir will be requiring two bags then."
"Pardon?"
"One for her and one for you just in case her one falls off."

[d000hg]

You're in love, aren't you?

Yeah, just not with her.

[mudskipper]

Yeah, just not with her.

Aren't you supposed to love everyone? Are you sure you're cut out to be a Christian?

[d000hg]

Aren't you supposed to love everyone? Are you sure you're cut out to be a Christian?

He didn't ask if I loved her, he asked if I was in love with her. Very different. I'm not in love with my cat either.

[mudskipper]

He didn't ask if I loved her, he asked if I was in love with her. Very different. I'm not in love with my cat either.

So you do love her?

[d000hg]

I never met her

[formant]

I'm not sure ugly is the right word. It's like aliens saw an attractive woman in a faded black & white newspaper and tried to make one using the wrong materials and tools.

Well, put.
I mean, wow, there's something seriously wrong with that face.

[Ketchup]

I still would though