School in Essex bans triangle shaped flapjacks after pupil is hurt

[EMEAfixer]

I thought this was a Daily Mash story when I first heard it. What the f*** kind of flapjacks are they selling there anyway? I've never seen a sharp flapjack, no matter what shape it was cut into

It's a school canteen - they are probably over-cooked and rock hard. Lethal in any shape or form.

[DaveB]

I now have a craving for flapjacks, and all the required ingredients in the cupboard except butter.

Dammit.