Does one bend over to the left, or to the right ?
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What's the etiquette when passing soap in the showers ?
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If you're a butch lesbian you say to your cellmate "where's the soap"?
and she replies "yes it does, doesn't it"
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostDoes one bend over to the left, or to the right ?
Touch yer toes is the only option or are you some species of expert in prison shower etiquette?Comment
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Alledgedly the practice has been to bend to both left and right in recent years so that one is done twice. A practice that is frowned upon by several successive speakers - it is apparently active abstention
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Pass the soap? How did it get up there in the first place? Squatting might be more productive than bending. Try a laxative if it doesn't work.Comment
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