Given up alcohol this year ...

[d000hg]

I work from home too so think how much petrol duty I'm evading!

[DimPrawn]

I work from home too so think how much petrol duty I'm evading!

Where's the image of V8 driving, hard drinking, chain smoking Contractors gone!

[d000hg]

Presumably they all died.

[aussielong]

Sadly most restaurants don't have a range of good non-alcoholic alternatives.
I use this place to order stuff for home:

Non-alcoholic wine and alcohol-free wines, alcohol-free beer and low-alcohol beer : The Alcohol-Free Shop

In a week or two once you have forgotten the taste of alcohol, some of these alternatives are surprisingly palatable. Still experimenting.

Non-alcoholic wine? Confirmed sad bastard. Even priests drink wine. You clearly have no self control

[sasguru]

Non-alcoholic wine? Confirmed sad bastard. Even priests drink wine. You clearly have no self control

When I want comments from a complete and utter Ozzie loser like you I'll ask. Till then STFU.

[aussielong]

When I want comments from a complete and utter Ozzie loser like you I'll ask. Till then STFU.

Good comeback!

Tosser!

[d000hg]

Non-alcoholic wine? Confirmed sad bastard. Even priests drink wine. You clearly have no self control

Just because you rely on gallons of booze to maintain the smallest modicum of comfort in your life doesn't mean the rest of us are the same.

[aussielong]

Just because you rely on gallons of booze to maintain the smallest modicum of comfort in your life doesn't mean the rest of us are the same.

I think you'll find more people are like me than are like you.

[d000hg]

I agree. Most people do have pointless miserable lives. Still if you find following the herd to be the way to go...

[aussielong]

I agree. Most people do have pointless miserable lives. Still if you find following the herd to be the way to go...

I'm not sure how you joined the dots there but good luck to you! I dont envy you at your boozeless church picnic.

Ps. If you want some c0ck shots for the vicar PM me.