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    #31
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Feck the tits
    What an offer.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #32
      They've returned. Found four of the little blighters today. No bird seed in the house, so guess they've found a new hidey hole.

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        #33
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        They've returned. Found four of the little blighters today. No bird seed in the house, so guess they've found a new hidey hole.
        Do they look like this:



        If so, Anobium Punctatum or Common Furniture Beetle and they could be coming out of the woodwork (so to speak).

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          #34
          Do they look anything like this?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #35
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Woodworm emerge at this time of year, rather than in March, as the original post suggests.

            They give a very satisfying crunch when you squash the little beggars.
            Pedant.

            Can attest to their crunchyness though.

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              #36
              Nope, they're definitely weevils.

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                #37
                Tiny Black Bugs – What Are These Tiny Black Bugs in My House?
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  House is full of little black bugs - they don't fly or jump. As far as I know they don't bite humans (been finding them for weeks and no bites).

                  They look a bit like a headlouse, but bigger, and are crawling over the walls, so appear to live in the house, not on a host. They have a long 'nose' and a hard shell.

                  Any ideas?
                  Do you have cats? Let them eat the bugs and you save on cat food. Win-Win
                  I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by tranceporter View Post
                    Do you have cats? Let them eat the bugs and you save on cat food. Win-Win
                    Yeah, being a converted cat fan, I've seen them eat/attack moths, flies, spiders (boooo!), mice and birds (eeeek!)
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Woodworm emerge at this time of year, rather than in March, as the original post suggests.

                      They give a very satisfying crunch when you squash the little beggars.
                      Yep. A very satisfying crunch indeed.

                      And they fly veeeerrrryyyy slowly too.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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