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It depends which ones you've taken.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt depends which ones you've taken.
Yes, well, and which ones they're actually testing for.Comment
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AntibioticsOriginally posted by original PM View Postany ideas what drugs will show up in a urine sample??
erm just askin!

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Drug tests take the piss!Originally posted by original PM View Postany ideas what drugs will show up in a urine sample??
erm just askin!

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I have heard that a poppy seed bagel will show up as heroin.Originally posted by original PM View Postany ideas what drugs will show up in a urine sample??
erm just askin!
Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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Apparently so.Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View PostI have heard that a poppy seed bagel will show up as heroin.
snopes.com: Poppy Seed Drug Test Results
You're still stuffed on the gak though.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Client Co regularly tests truck drivers they suspect of "having a good breakfast"
Quite a number are never seen again.
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