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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    - Blister Packs, such as illustrated below. I hate them. I hate wrestling with them, cutting up the skin under my nails, scratching my fingers, eventually grabbing a pair of scissors to try and cut them open only to cut straight through some vital part of the instruction booklet. I hate blister packs. In fact they are not the only kind of packaging I detest. I regularly fight with plastic drinks bottles that have completely OTT seals; a plastic foil around the whole top, a little plastic cap on top with a tear seal, then a tear seal on the screw top, then try to drink only to find there's a foil seal on the bottle itself. Or milk packs where you pull the aluminium foil from under the little plastic spout thingummy and there's ALWAYS a drop of milk that flies out; this is even worse when it's red fruit juice and you're wearing a white shirt.

    Use a tin opener ! Simples !!

    Or, for only £50 I could sell you my revolutionary manual rotating blade blister pack opening accessory. Or 'tin opener' for short....
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #22
      great idea but I rarely keep a tin opener in my desk drawer at work.....

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        #23
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        Use a tin opener ! Simples !!

        Or, for only £50 I could sell you my revolutionary manual rotating blade blister pack opening accessory. Or 'tin opener' for short....
        Yeah, a Stanley knife works too but doesn't offer much control and has in the past led to unplanned removal of finger tips.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Yeah, a Stanley knife works too but doesn't offer much control and has in the past led to unplanned removal of finger tips.
          Or kitchen scissors.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #25
            A soldering iron would work well too... or heated rope cutter for the sailors amongst us.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Or kitchen scissors.
              Yep, but the scissors sort of slip around the blister pack and fail to cut, or they hurt my little delicate hands.

              I took the trouble of googling 'i hate blister packs' and there were 193,000 links returned. It seems I am not alone in despising these inventions of Be'elzebub.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                Moany, whiney 1st world people who don't know when they're well off :-)


                (Actually for blister packs, I got a little gadget at a conference which is just wider than a CD had has a tiny little recessed blade and works fantastic.)
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Moany, whiney 1st world people who don't know when they're well off :-)


                  (Actually for blister packs, I got a little gadget at a conference which is just wider than a CD had has a tiny little recessed blade and works fantastic.)
                  Come to think of it, a seat belt cutter might be ideal for blister packs.

                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    great idea but I rarely keep a tin opener in my desk drawer at work.....
                    Get your blister packed items delivered to the kitchen then.

                    Call yourself a PM ??
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                      Get your blister packed items delivered to the kitchen then.

                      Call yourself a PM ??
                      Kitchen?? you'll have to ask Jeeves about that..

                      call yourself a contractor tch

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