See, this PM'ing thing is a piece of piss


Thick plastic sandwich covers where there's no flap to open them, and if by some lucky manufacturing fault there is a tiny loose bit you need fingers like an oakum picker to use it
Ordering a DVD from India, and receiving a post office card saying there's £20 import duty to pay before it can be delivered. FFS, it's not gold bullion!
White wine with added sugar - Had a bottle the other evening, and couldn't get to sleep for 3 hours, with my heart thumping. Obviously riddled with sugar - Isn't that illegal anyway?!

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