Tube Etiquette

[FiveTimes]

Forget the issue of the shoes/trainers.

Did she have nice pins ?

Would you ?

[doodab]

Forget the issue of the shoes/trainers.

Did she have nice pins ?

Would you ?

They were ok I suppose, but no I wouldn't. The inability to tell her own feet apart is a real turn off.

[vetran]

They were ok I suppose, but no I wouldn't. The inability to tell her own feet apart is a real turn off.

but she had a pulse?

[MarillionFan]

They were uncrossed when she uncrossed them. Unless she has reversed feet, or some even more terrible deformity then they were back to front.

As well as reversed feet did she have six fingers? It's beginning to sound like Shaunbhoys sister.

[MyUserName]

Did she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?

[Mich the Tester]

Did she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?

No, because if she had six fingers and her legs were on the wrong way round I suspect her tits were on her back.

[SupremeSpod]

They were at first, and her shoes looked the right way round. That's what made me wonder. Then she uncrossed them and left no doubt, she had them on wrong.

Wilmslow? Is that you?

[doodab]

Did she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?

One of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.

[Martin@AS Financial]

Friday morning on the tube is always an experience. Saw one chap this morning who clearly went big last night. He was stood up, leaning forward with his head on the pole desperately trying to stay awake.

He's got a long day ahead of him.

[MyUserName]

One of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.

That must make is almost impossible for you to pull anyone normal