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    #11
    ClientCo's drinks machine dispenses soup. Of the powder/add water variety. Therefore a drink.

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      ClientCo's drinks machine dispenses soup. Of the powder/add water variety. Therefore a drink.
      Ugh yes, same here. A bloke comes to meetings with cups of soup. Grim.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Ugh yes, same here. A bloke comes to meetings with cups of soup. Grim.
        Yes, disgusting. He should really come to meetings with his soup in a tartan thermos flask

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Distant.
          You can't deny he's a Zeitysprog. We can all see he is because he looks exactly like you and he has fava beans in his bowl of risotto.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            ClientCo's drinks machine dispenses soup. Of the powder/add water variety. Therefore a drink.
            If it is anything like ours I think trading standards would have an issue with calling whatever it is it servers 'soup'.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              If it is anything like ours I think trading standards would have an issue with calling whatever it is it servers 'soup'.
              To (mis)quote the late lamented DNA

              "...a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike soup."
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                You can't deny he's a Zeitysprog. We can all see he is because he looks exactly like you and he has fava beans in his bowl of risotto.
                The soup dragon is female.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                  The soup dragon is female.
                  I had to google the soup dragon.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    I had to google the soup dragon.
                    And would you?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      I had to google the soup dragon.
                      Yeah, next you'll be telling us that you've never heard of "The Wombles" or "Barbapapa"!

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