My bedroom is bugged

[Platypus]

Disappointed.

Thought this was about those odd home spy videos wot one sees on the interweb thingie.

You wanted to see into Gruffalo's bedroom, him getting down to his Y-fronts, filmed using a hidden camera?

You are are something ...

[d000hg]

Quite right!!

We used to get the occasional slug on our living carpet before we had a conservatory built. Now the conservatory gets woodlice and I have to go round rescuing them. The conservatory is well built and I have searched high and low without success for anywhere they could possibly be getting in. Sure they must have little Startrek type transporters.

Slugs are 'orrible but I think woodlice are quite cute. Plus you can fed them to the venus fly trap.

[mudskipper]

Quite right!!

We used to get the occasional slug on our living carpet before we had a conservatory built. Now the conservatory gets woodlice and I have to go round rescuing them. The conservatory is well built and I have searched high and low without success for anywhere they could possibly be getting in. Sure they must have little Startrek type transporters.

I was googling 'adopt a slug' to try and find this chap Slugs Slugs Slugs (and Snails too) whom I thought you would identify with.

The top result was adopt a slug