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What is the point of a dog?
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We have a Shih Tzu. It has no point except for the fact that it's something to trip over when three-sheets-to-the-wind.
My little lad explained to a little old lady that his dog is a Shih Tzu. "She called that coz she sh1t5 everywhere" he said.Comment
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostMy little lad explained to a little old lady that his dog is a Shih Tzu. "She called that coz she sh1t5 everywhere" he said.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Some bint remotely connected to wifey through work colleagues topped herself last week (depression)
Question was gently broached last night could we 'adopt' her Chihuahua
a fookin Chihuahua! wtf are they good for?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostSome bint remotely connected to wifey through work colleagues topped herself last week (depression)
Question was gently broached last night could we 'adopt' her Chihuahua
a fookin Chihuahua! wtf are they good for?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostSome bint remotely connected to wifey through work colleagues topped herself last week (depression)
Question was gently broached last night could we 'adopt' her Chihuahua
a fookin Chihuahua! wtf are they good for?
Chihuahuas are horrible.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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We've had a whole range of pets, a couple of cats, hamsters, rabbits, a tortoise and a dog.
The dog wins with the cats a close second. Rabbits are utterly rubbish unless skinned and roasted.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostBut surely an actual burglar alarm would be much cheaper.
When a would-be burglar pried open a window at centurian manor last year, they clearly were not the less bit perturbed by the highly visible alarm bell.
Yet after successfully getting the window open, they appeared to have a complete change of heart - and never followed through on their pilfering for some unknown reason
Centurian hound was duly rewarded with a big bone, which lasts all of about 30 minutes in his jaws.Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostSome bint remotely connected to wifey through work colleagues topped herself last week (depression)
Question was gently broached last night could we 'adopt' her Chihuahua
a fookin Chihuahua! wtf are they good for?
."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by socialworker View PostThe current Mr SocialWorker was a dog person and had Labs and flat coated retrievers most of his life, won gundog competitions etc. When he came to live with me and my cat, he was amazed what a complex, intelligent and affectionate critter a cat can be. It is quite possible to like both cats and dogs, it just takes the nouse to realise that they are just different.
And yes, we have both.Blog? What blog...?Comment
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