This poetry's puerile
It's crude and it's crass
Now turn around baby
and show me that... nope again nothing.
It's crude and it's crass
Now turn around baby
and show me that... nope again nothing.
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Does anyone else have a Valentine's list?Comment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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It's like a Christmas Card list, but without the snowmen.Originally posted by Platypus View PostComment
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get in the van,
I've got a knife.........When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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One for Aussielong;
My life it is lonely
Your smile makes me whole
I watch you each evening
as you dance round that pole
You charge me much less
than you do other punters
But I like you the best
as your colleagues are munters.Comment
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Roses are red
Marshmallow is sticky
If I tell you "I love you"
Will you suck on my .....Comment
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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never creep up,
On Oscar Pistorius!
From various on twitterComment
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