Ms doodab has always wanted a pony.
So for valentines day I'm cooking her some findus crispy pancakes.
So for valentines day I'm cooking her some findus crispy pancakes.
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She's cheap. I'd settle for a monkey.Originally posted by doodab View Post -
I don't think Tesco have sunk that low yet.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've just killed a horse,
Lasagne or glue?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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All I got was a blowjob and anal this morning.
Damn tight woman.Comment
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Got the taste out of your mouth yet ??Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Oh, and did you do it in that order ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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