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TestMangler replied

14 February 2013, 09:24
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

All I got was a blowjob and anal this morning.

Damn tight woman.

Got the taste out of your mouth yet ??

Oh, and did you do it in that order ?
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administrator replied

14 February 2013, 08:58
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

All I got was a blowjob and anal this morning.

Damn tight woman.

Hope your arse feels better soon xxx
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DimPrawn replied

14 February 2013, 08:57
All I got was a blowjob and anal this morning.

Damn tight woman.
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ctdctd replied

14 February 2013, 08:52
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Roses are red,
Violets are cute,
Enjoy your Lasagne,
Watch out for the "Bute"

FTFY (Stolen from MATT @ The Telegraph)
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darmstadt replied

14 February 2013, 08:46
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've just killed a horse,
Lasagne or glue?
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doodab replied

13 February 2013, 21:04
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

She's cheap. I'd settle for a monkey.

I don't think Tesco have sunk that low yet.
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mudskipper replied

13 February 2013, 20:31
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Ms doodab has always wanted a pony.

So for valentines day I'm cooking her some findus crispy pancakes.

She's cheap. I'd settle for a monkey.
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doodab started a topic Valentines day gifts

13 February 2013, 20:28
Valentines day gifts

Ms doodab has always wanted a pony.

So for valentines day I'm cooking her some findus crispy pancakes.
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