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Well on that basis its working well. There is no mad horses disease.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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surely prime horse steak cannot be cheaper than the rectum of the cow (or as health inspectors call it "the pink slime") .... I grind the meat my family eats in my kitchen or watch butchers hands while he grinds it.Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut I've no issue with horsemeat if it's cheaper.If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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It was something to do with the cost of disposing of a horse. If your family pet Dobbin has to be put down then, it's something like £300 from the vet. Alternatively you can get some money by selling it to the knackers yard, where I believe the cost of the horse meat is cheaper.Originally posted by mos View Postsurely prime horse steak cannot be cheaper than the rectum of the cow (or as health inspectors call it "the pink slime") .... I grind the meat my family eats in my kitchen or watch butchers hands while he grinds it.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Key thing is not that its horse meat, its that that isn't what should be in there and we have no idea of how its raised.
It could have been human meat in there for all we know. At the very least we can expect the meat is contaminated with feed & non human drugs.
The supermarkets and suppliers went for a cheaper supplier, failed to put in decent quality controls and knowingly sold dangerous product.Comment
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It might be better for horse welfare if we did eat it. At least the poor sods wouldn't have to be shipped abroad to be killed.Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut I've no issue with horsemeat if it's cheaper.
(also in favour of banning live animal exports)+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Pink slime is not rectum. It's all the bits you can't get off the carcass by hand.Originally posted by mos View Postsurely prime horse steak cannot be cheaper than the rectum of the cow (or as health inspectors call it "the pink slime") .... I grind the meat my family eats in my kitchen or watch butchers hands while he grinds it.
Tell us more about how you like to grind your meat in front of your family though.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Yep. People do not breed horses for meat, that's for sure. Still prefer that to the pink slime, which was a reason I stopped eating pre-grinded beef a few years back.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt was something to do with the cost of disposing of a horse. If your family pet Dobbin has to be put down then, it's something like £300 from the vet. Alternatively you can get some money by selling it to the knackers yard, where I believe the cost of the horse meat is cheaper.Last edited by mos; 8 February 2013, 11:51.If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Mechanically reclaimed meatOriginally posted by d000hg View PostPink slime is not rectum. It's all the bits you can't get off the carcass by hand.
Tell us more about how you like to grind your meat in front of your family though.Comment
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Mmm, breaded horse.Originally posted by mos View PostYep. People do not bread horses for meatOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Yes, they do.Originally posted by mos View PostYep. People do not bread horses for meat, that's for sure.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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