A challenge to the coders here

[Bacchus]

var pulse = 0;
while (pulse>0) {
shag(pulse);
pulse++;
}

wouldn't you end up shagging until your stack overfloweth?

[NotAllThere]

var pulse = 0;
while (pulse>0) {
shag(pulse);
pulse++;
}

wouldn't you end up shagging until your stack overfloweth?

No, because pulse starts of as zero, so the while clause is never true, so pulse never increases. He's dead Jim.

public void testWoman( Male me , Female woman) {

assertEquals( me.wantsBeer() , woman.getsBeerWhenManWants() ) ;
assertEquals( me.wantsSex() , woman.getsNakedWhenManWants() ) ;
assertEquals( me.wantsFootballOnTv() , woman.getsSkyControllerWhenManWants() ) ;

}

I strongly typed there, no polymorphism in that method.

Fail. Why on earth would you ever allow the woman to even touch the remote control?

METHOD valentine_poem.

  DATA: lr_descr   TYPE REF TO cl_abap_typedescr,
        lr_roses   TYPE REF TO zcl_flowers,
        lr_violets TYPE REF TO zcl_flowers.

  lr_roses = zcl_flowers=>factory( zcl_flowers=>c_roses ).
  lr_violets = zcl_flowers=>factory( zcl_flowers=>c_violets ).
   
  " Poem logic
  IF lr_roses->is_permitted_colour( 'red' ) EQ abap_true AND lr_violets->is_permitted_colour('blue') NE abap_false.
    lr_descr = cl_abap_typedescr=>describe_by_data( me ).
    ASSERT lr_descr->absolute_name EQ 'ZCL_HAIKU'.
  ENDIF.

ENDMETHOD.

If Roses are red
And violets sometimes blue
This is a Haiku

[mudskipper]

Man you = new Man();

[Ketchup]

var pulse = 140;
var stillWarm=true;
while ((pulse>0)||(stillWarm)) {
shag(pulse);
pulse--;
}

FTFY

[mudskipper]

Talk about overcomplicating your code!


while (true) {
shag();
}

I believe this has the same effect.

[Scrag Meister]

var mitchTheTester = {};
mitchTheTester.wood = true;

FTFY

[VectraMan]

var pulse = 0;
while (pulse>0) {
shag(pulse);
pulse++;
}

Leaving aside that would do nothing, I've optmised it using MMX assembler for you:

mov esi, women
mov ecx, pulse
pxor mm7,mm7

loop:
movq mm0, [esi]
pshagusw mm0, mm7 ; shag 4 women simultaneously
add esi, 8
dec ecx
cmp ecx, 0
jz loop

[mudskipper]

Leaving aside that would do nothing, I've optmised it using MMX assembler for you:

mov esi, women
mov ecx, pulse
pxor mm7,mm7

loop:
movq mm0, [esi]
pshagusw mm0, mm7 ; shag 4 women simultaneously
add esi, 8
dec ecx
cmp ecx, 0
jz loop

And you wonder why you're not getting any!

[sasguru]

easy to see why there are so many sad lonely singletons on this site.

[DimPrawn]

easy to see why there are so many sad lonely singletons on this site.

Implementing Singleton in C#