Paul Gascoigne

[mudskipper]

And how many do you know off the football pitch?

My son's mate's dad designed Graham Murty's kitchen. Does that count?

[Doggy Styles]

My son's mate's dad designed Graham Murty's kitchen. Does that count?

It might. Who is Graham Murty?

[minestrone]

I hear the rangers fans are having a 'Stand up for Paul Gascoigne' applause minute at their next game.

Honestly.

After that they will probably want to get Stevie Wonder out for a world record game of I spy with my little eye.

[Cliphead]

I hear the rangers fans are having a 'Stand up for Paul Gascoigne' applause minute at their next game.

Probably last for 30 secs before they head for the pie stands. Alcohol not allowed anymore.

[minestrone]

Having a stand up appaluse for a rampant boozer has to be the most crudly conceived idea they have had for about 5 days.

Chap can hardly stand most of the time.

[Cliphead]

He was a neighbour, fck him.

[minestrone]

He was a neighbour, fck him.

Near the White house? kilbarchan

[Cliphead]

Near the White house?

Yep

[minestrone]

Yep

I know real dodgy stuff about that, was in there once, mate got the house off him.

[Cliphead]

I know real dodgy stuff about that, was in there once, mate got the house off him.

Mate lived next door, he moved.