Paul Gascoigne

[OwlHoot]

.. And if you believe Gordon when he says that, you will believe I have a 14 inch tool with the girth of a mortar shell.

I can well believe it, although I don't recall you ever mentioning you were a keen photographer

[minestrone]

I know the family who bought his house off him when he left Rangers, very disturbing tales which are not for public consumption.

Seen a clip of him play for spurs where he destroys a full back, he goes from sprinting with the ball to stationary with the ball at his foot in an instant, full back just runs straight past him. One of the best footballers England has produced, sadly with the mind of a child.

[Kryten]

I know the family who bought his house off him when he left Rangers, very disturbing tales which are not for public consumption.

Seen a clip of him play for spurs where he destroys a full back, he goes from sprinting with the ball to stationary with the ball at his foot in an instant, full back just runs straight past him. One of the best footballers England has produced, sadly with the mind of a child.

That's all of them, Shirley?

[minestrone]

You get the odd one that is clever but most footballers I have met are thick as 2 short planks.

[Kryten]

You get the odd one that is clever but most footballers I have met are thick as 2 short planks.

My point exactly.

[mudskipper]

My point exactly.

I think there's different sorts of intelligence. They may not be good at maffs sas stylee, but they can read a game, judge angles etc, possibly even better than sas could.

[minestrone]

I had the privilege to know well an ex rangers player ( scored 59 goals for them ) who went on to get a maths degree and become a teacher.

[oscarose]

What's he done now?

A spot of fishing??

[Kryten]

I think there's different sorts of intelligence. They may not be good at maffs sas stylee, but they can read a game, judge angles etc, possibly even better than sas could.

Some true geniuses, the rest are athletic thugs.

[Doggy Styles]

Some true geniuses, the rest are athletic thugs.

And how many do you know off the football pitch?