Ron Jeremy in a critical condition

[amcdonald]

I heard the doctors found he was British as he still had a stiff upper lip

[SimonMac]

Too much viagra?

I took Viagra once, got caught in my throat and I had a stiff neck for days

[original PM]

She wouldn't;

'I loathe foreplay, and the act itself repulses me': Lisa Smith from Buckinghamshire has decided to never have sex again | Mail Online

If I looked like that I would either take whatever I could get or give it up as a bad job..

what a minger!

[BA to the Stars]

I hope he survives - it could take a while to screw down the coffin lid

[Troll]

She wouldn't;

'I loathe foreplay, and the act itself repulses me': Lisa Smith from Buckinghamshire has decided to never have sex again | Mail Online

But would you?

[Mich the Tester]

But would you?

No.

[BA to the Stars]

No.

Nah, Mitch is fed up , not hard up!

[mudskipper]

She wouldn't;

'I loathe foreplay, and the act itself repulses me': Lisa Smith from Buckinghamshire has decided to never have sex again | Mail Online

How is this news?

[Mich the Tester]

How is this news?

What makes you think the Daily Wail's about news?

[TestMangler]

I took Viagra once, got caught in my throat and I had a stiff neck for days

I don't like the pills. I use Viagra eyedrops. Don't give you an erection, but they make you look hard !