Bobs and hocking flem

[SueEllen]

Hawking away at their desk - check
Blocking 80% of the traps with excess bog roll - check
Footmarks on the bog seats - check

Oddly the bobettes I've had the "pleasure" of contracting along side don't do this.

However they do spend a lot of their time on the phone or talking, and being put down by the bobs.

[minestrone]

Heard a Bobette 'sorting her nose out' this morning.

Sounded like a bilge pump on a tug ship.

[tractor]

Which brings us back to the point that if no-one explains the cultural differences, they've no way of knowing.

Maybe a "no flobbing in the sink" sign would do the trick.

I'm not so sure about that, you can follow one flashing your lights for 20 miles and he still wont get out of the effing middle lane

[tractor]

Oddly the bobettes I've had the "pleasure" of contracting along side don't do this.

However they do spend a lot of their time on the phone or talking, and being put down by the bobs.

Shirley that's a once only activity?

[mos]

Shirley that's a once only activity?

I really wished that this thread would disappear ... I am having my evening camomile tea FLS!

[Mich the Tester]

Hawking away at their desk - check
Blocking 80% of the traps with excess bog roll - check
Footmarks on the bog seats - check

Skidmarks on the back of the bog seat?

[fullyautomatix]

I'm not so sure about that, you can follow one flashing your lights for 20 miles and he still wont get out of the effing middle lane

Erm, I doubt this one can be alleged against Bobs. In fact I doubt they can even buy a car with the Infosys per diem rates.

But yeah, agree with the middle lane hoggers driving at 55 mph. Its like the first lane is invisible to them.

[fullyautomatix]

Oddly the bobettes I've had the "pleasure" of contracting along side don't do this.

However they do spend a lot of their time on the phone or talking, and being put down by the bobs.

Bobettes are okay when it comes to grooming, mannerisms etc but when it comes to actual work they are absolutely awful. Its like they have no aptitude. Unless you tell them how many lines of code they have to write and how to do it they are completely clueless. Once they start on their mobile phones they can go on for hours discussing family life, food recipes, kids and anything under the sun. They should be put down !

[sasguru]

They should be put down !

In extermination camps?

[wurzel]

Footmarks on the bog seats - check

I worked at this bank in Dubai where this guy would wash his feet in the bog before prayers. He'd do this by standing on the seat, sticking one foot in at a time and flushing the chain while having a nose over the top of the partition at what ever was going on in the adjoining cubicle.

Wasn't Indian though. Iranian ISTR...