Making a million.

[MarillionFan]

Knock up an SEO Optimisation engine over the weekend.

Minestrone.

[Doggy Styles]

Elton John might pay a pretty packet for a bit of extra company while David is out choosing babies.

[northernladuk]

What should I do?

Wake up and go to work?

[SimonMac]

I'd like to bank a million pounds this year, personally, in the bank, in my sky rocket like, so I can take 2014 off and live life comfortably.

Ideas please. If its a good one and it works out you the lucky winner of the best suggestion will win 5%.

What should I do?

Buy 100 million scratch cards, you will almost certainly win £1m

[SimonMac]

Or you can get 1 million Lebanese Pounds for a little over £420

[Robinho]

Take route 101 up to 'frisco and sell your withered body on the streets.

I shall eagerly await my cheque.

[Ketchup]

Post an ad -

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. Send £5 to P.O. Box ____, Bridgwater (just off M4). You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed I have only done this once before. MF"

Have you seen the film "Safety not guaranteed"?

[Contreras]

Prize Details | Google Lunar X PRIZE.

Surely Team CUK has the wherewithal to "safely land a robot on the surface of the Moon, have that robot travel 500 meters over the lunar surface, and send video, images and data back to the Earth." ?

[sasguru]

These days a million won't even last a single divorce.

Have to say you're the first virgin I've heard of who's already contemplating divorce.

[sasguru]

To the OP, borrow Threaded's time machine and go back to the year in the housing boom with the largest growth in house prices. Buy loads of properties in an area that had 20% growth per annum. credit should be easily available.