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What is the best way of getting a perma ban?

27 January 2013, 20:43

What is the best way of getting a perma ban?
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27 January 2013, 20:45

Post a photo of yourself fellating a sheep.
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27 January 2013, 20:54

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Post a photo of yourself fellating a sheep.

I have one of pyschocandy fellating a sheep - will that do? But then he is welsh so hardly embarrassing.
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27 January 2013, 21:01

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Ask yourself, what would gentile do?
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27 January 2013, 21:03

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I have one of pyschocandy fellating a sheep - will that do? But then he is welsh so hardly embarrassing.

No, only a photo of yourself doing it will do.

This is the ONLY way you can be permabanned.
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27 January 2013, 22:36

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27 January 2013, 22:44

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What is the best way of getting a perma ban?

Dunno, but a pic of your missus walking in the snow without clothes could make you a hero. I say 'could'.

<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!
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27 January 2013, 23:09

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What is life without adventure eh BP?

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Is my todger appropriate?

"As a moderator I'm watching this aspect of the thread closely and I will pull anything I consider not appropriate."

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If rape is the consideration then there should be more women than men in combat roles. Men always hate rape. Women hate it first time, don't mind it the second time and love it 3rd time onwards.

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28 January 2013, 07:52

Well, if anyone would know...
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28 January 2013, 08:10

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What is life without adventure eh BP?

They who have posted on cuk with no regrets have wasted their time here.
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