Happy Burns night!

[mudskipper]

[Zippy]

Wrong?

Very, very wrong.

[mudskipper]

Wrong?

I prefer mine.

[Cliphead]

Happy Burn's night! Sober, full of haggis and reading Burns' more racier poems.

And reading utter tulipe on here...

[mudskipper]

Happy Burn's night! Sober, full of haggis and reading Burns' more racier poems.

And reading utter tulipe on here...

Bought haggis, neeps and tatties, and was going to do supper, but my mum (for whom I make the effort) isn't well, so we're postponing till next week.

[TestMangler]

Klecht up yer clunge, yin an' aw !!

[TestMangler]

Bought haggis, neeps and tatties, and was going to do supper, but my mum (for whom I make the effort) isn't well, so we're postponing till next week.

Wee sleekit, cowerin' no-well mammys,
Snoogled up in bed wae jammys,
Lang may yer lum, fir ye still reek,
Ye kin huv yir Burnses nicht, next week

[TestMangler]

Scottish = "Klecht up yer clunge, yin an' aw"

Converted

English = "Gentile has just done me up the 'arris again and I liked it"

Wee sleekit, cowerin' Marillion Fanny,
Ye talk mair pish than ma lang deed granny,
Yer mind's nae sherp, but fairly blunt,
So get tae f**k, ya septic c**t

[mudskipper]

Wee sleekit, cowerin' no-well mammys,
Snoogled up in bed wae jammys,
Lang may yer lum, fir ye still reek,
Ye kin huv yir Burnses nicht, next week

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I will email her that - will cheer her up no end.

[EternalOptimist]

we just popped a bottle, in the snow, in the back garden


and wished all the wee jocks a happy burns night